By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.

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RogueJedi14 1

I'd like to change that. I'm not abusive though

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BBb663 0

If u get the cat fixed it wont act crazy like that.

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moviegirl6 5

That is actually not true. The only thing "fixing" a cat does is stop them from spraying pheromones. The boys spray to mark their territory and the girls spray when they're in heat. And, of course, the cat can't have babies after being spayed/neutered.

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KociaQ 30

We choose for this. But we still love them.

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PokeTrainer97 0

Same here man. Same here.

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loserman67 35

Well, someone already used pussy whipped - which I expected, so: You're letting yourself be abused by a 3 to 5 pound animal with the brain the size of a ******* walnut? Sounds to me like you're the pussy in the house. Not that i am endorsing animal abuse, but: A few good whacks with a stiff broom.... A few good kicks to the face.... A few soakings with a spray gun or hose.... A few trips to the microwave.... You'll straighten that asshole cat out PDFQ.... Or buy a big dog and let it eat the cat

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lucyinthesky420 10

Were in the same boat... They're all cute and cuddly then bam, they attack you. ^.,.^

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winterxroses 3

After a year and a half? guessing that's about how old kitty is. Your cat is still a kitten, he/she will grow out of it. May kittens are the same way. I have scars all over my hand from them clawing me.

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lucyinthesky420 10

My cat is 13! :)

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