By lovehurts - 28/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I got a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three-foot range. FML
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somepartsareme 0

Fake, you couldn't have balls, you broke up with her over the phone.

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effed_over 0

That's why you don't do it over the phone.

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cornsnake 0

it isnt good to break up over the phone but she didnt have to shoot you in the balls at 3 feet. i would underestand someone getting annoyed but thats just harsh.

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TheDrageisha 0

she gave you two years and you gave her a phone call. YDI

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9224W4229 0

so let me get this straight according to you that in their MUTUAL relationship of two years(she did not GIVE him two years they gave each other two years it works both ways), because he broke up with her over the phone which still involves a conversation and for all we know could have been a lengthy discussion that was emotional that he sat through the entire time, she has the right to come over to his house with a paintball gun which normally shoots something at about 330FPS which is about 225MPH, from 3 feet away at his genitalia. there are a few things you should understand: A. from that range she could have hospitalized him and made him sterilized for life. B. that's the biggest nerve clusters in the male body after the brain and lips C. he may have not broken up with her in person in an attempt to avoid having to deal with her attempting to physically hurt him like what she did D. please think

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boatkicker 4

Thank you 9224W4229

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GanjAxZermA 0

man up u should have done it in person..

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boatkicker 4

Holy Christ. Thats all.

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SweetestSin 4

awww suck it up my husband shot me in the bare leg at a foot away with a air soft gun, while it hurt (i actually teared up) i still have the scar and we laugh about it to this day - 1 day you will laugh about this OR maybe not

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grrrarrrg2 2

Balls are little more sensitive than your leg.

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makino_fml 2

If you broke up with her because you were unfaithful to her, YDI. If you broke up with her for good and reasonable reasons, then FYL.

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grrrarrrg2 2

YDI FOR BREAKING UP WITH HER OVER THE PHONE YOU ******* PUSSY

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iplaywow 0

FYL FOR CALLING HIM A PUSSY ON THE INTERNET SO HE CAN'T SEE YOU PUSSY

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grrrarrrg2 2

if i could see him i'd call him a pussy to his face!

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zl7man 0

this is the reason why there are windows near a door ; p and press charges. also this is why you check who is at the door and why there is a lock on a door

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VictimOfTheft 0

you say she shot you in the balls, but you also say you don't have any as you broke up with her over the phone. fake?

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