By Adoptee - 22/05/2011 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
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amrik 11

if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption

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EvanJ_fml 0

The definition of obsessive and insane. Living in an alternate reality.

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BamBarBiYaKergud 2

all american moms are fat except for colorado. Colorados moms best in the world

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dudeitsdanny 9

Kyle Broflovski's mom Eric Cartman's mom Stan Marsh's mom Kenny's mom. Butters' mom. Shall I go on with fictional representation of Colorado native mothers?

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joethepro21 0

Americans coined the term milf for a reason

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dudeitsdanny 9

But she's a terrible mom, so she's the perfect fictional proof that Colorado's moms aren't the best.

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Flutist 3

MILF = Mothers Interested in Literary Fiction. SO Op's mother is a MILF.

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blackjuan 0

bullshit my mom has never weighed over 130 lbs

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randiZ25 0

I'm an American mom, I've had two girls and weigh 125, with 12% body fat but good try ;)

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KaanTech 0

if i were op i would regret that i found my bio-mother

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missangela 0

I have the same kinda story. Was adopted for about the same time and found my real mom and shes just as childish haha wears curly shoe laces and crazy kid clothes I still love her to death though now I know where all the weirdness comes from in my family :P

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pinkspaceboundro 0

so she may not be what you expected, but you should be thankful that you found her.

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jeannine_lee 0

Not sure I agree that she should be thankful. OP gave her real parents a big F-U when she decided to find her bio mom. Her real parents fed her, clothed her, changed her diapers, held her when she cried - ALL of it. But that's not enough for some people, they need to find the source of the DNA. The "real" mom? Hardly.

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Grimmerie 31

my mother is actually very supportive of me finding my biological mother. i want to know who she is, where i come from, and why she gve me up. is it so terrible to be curious? my adopted mother will always be my real mom, and my best friend, and she knows that.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

This is why if you're adopted or just with your father and his new wife..be happy with what ya got. If they're not in your life, there's probably a very good reason.

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lesdodis 0

like what? to ****** lazy to raise um

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Not necessarily lazy, just unfit for the job. No pun intended.

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tasiamalaysia 0

there could be plenty of reasons, not necessarily too lazy. some parents give up their kids for adoption because they are too young and immature to successfully raise a child, financial problems and being worried that they can't give their kid everything they deserve.

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dreamering 16

I've never seen this movie, but I've seen a trailer when a 300lb wolf jumps on somebody. Just be careful.

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