By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
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ambeerr 14

either a) talk to him and tell him to stop or b) break his bedroom door off its hinges and see what he does.

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The_25th_Baam 3

I would probably put spoiled food in there, let him learn OP!

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juuuliaaa_fml 26

Geez. Why does he have to be such a jerk.

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Arot6 17

This is when you start spiking the food in your fridge with laxatives and muscle relaxers.

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techchef 6

exlax...put it in the food he keeps stealing

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jennrotten 12

Well, it is destruction of property and theft (assuming this isn't food your parents bought for both of you, or a fridge they purchased and don't care about him destroying).

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EvilLittleMan 23

I would make a delicious plate of chunky, chocolate brownies lace with a double dose of ExLax.

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Catdragon 40

Break some of his shit and steal some of his things to see how he likes it. Alternatively, you could spike the food with something and kill him.

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Sparx1_1 16

Maybe you should have a talk with your parents about actually parenting/disciplining your brother. No one should have to keep their own stash of food let alone having to buy their own fridge to put it in.

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Notesz_b 13

Unless he's literally starving, there's no excuse for this.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Put a pan of fresh baked brownies made with laxatives in there. I imagine the thefts will cease after that.

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