By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
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ambeerr 14

either a) talk to him and tell him to stop or b) break his bedroom door off its hinges and see what he does.

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The_25th_Baam 3

I would probably put spoiled food in there, let him learn OP!

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Wishe 17

What the hell... What is wrong with your brother?

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BananEnigma 24

A selfish, entitled brat? My brother does this as well. No matter what is done or said.

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Wildmind 7

I'd put him off his hinges too if I were you...

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BananEnigma 24

I had to move back in with my mother and adult brother a while back after losing my job, and I can tell you, it seems to be a running theme for siblings to do this. I locked the fridge AND my basement door, and somehow my brother managed to get the second pair of keys when they were unlocked, when I was home, and could come and go whenever he wanted. I changed the locks AGAIN but I can only assume he'll try something again. I know he's able to break into the basement with a knife in the door, but not the fridge as far as I know. Nothing I've said or done has stopped him and my mom is useless. Low-lives will never change, I guess.

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GhostFox 33

Trap your basement door so that next time he opens he door, something hits him in the nads. It might change his mind.

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Zebediabolical 39

I'd probably have put the minifridge in my bedroom and put a deadbolt on the door by now.

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link_us_already 6

if you did the handles he could just open both doors

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TheFallen018 4

Try putting laxatives, or something similar into a third of the food. Put a note on the fridge saying that a third of the food will put him on the toilet for a month, and only you know what is laced with laxatives, and what isn't. Let's see if he takes the risk...

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Make him a nice, scrumptious lookin dog food sandwich! Put it in your fridge and wait...

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HylianWarrior 21

Make him pay to fix/replace the broken mini fridge, if he refuses, break something of his, still refuses break something else until he caves. Also follow what others have suggested and leave some trick food in there. Your brother may have won this battle, but the war will be yours.

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