Miscellaneous: Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next...

By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

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By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:37

You drank 3 beers in 20 minutes and then decided to get behind the wheel? YDI, even for 30 feet.

Chocoholic17 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:22

Should've left your car there and walked home.

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Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:55

Dumbass...lucky you didn't kill anyone.

lazorzpewpew 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 19:36

Yes, yes, in 30 feet from start. Your argument is sound and logical.

sallay 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:12

there was a party going on! you're telling me its not possible to hit another party-goer who might also happen to be leaving? or other people around the area? yeah and there's also no chance of me hitting a person walking a dog in my neighborhood either right? Of course I have more sense than to drive after drinking. Dunce.

sharpe15 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:56

3 beers in 20 minutes? yeah, ydi. big time.

291togo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:05

It was probably more than 30 feet, but the reason this sound so common is because dumb ***** keep doing this shit. We had a dumbass get a DUI trying to move his car across the parking lot to be closer to his apt.

sulitak 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 9:49

probably had more than 30 feet to go and got pulled over after 30 feet.

Envirochick 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:19

Why couldn't you have left your car there and walked? YDI for being too lazy to walk the 30 feet home.

onizukasuplex 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:22

Shoulda taken a cab

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:14

A cab? It wasn't that far of a walk. It doesn't seem like that much of a bother to just walk.

rip_andie 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:35

I hope you feel like an idiot. Thank God you didn't kill anyone.

lazorzpewpew 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:28

Thank God... oh wait, too bad your parents didn't use condoms - could have avoided spawning another illiterate loud-mouth.

twohot2touch 7

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:39

drinking andd driving is drinking and driving. shitty but what can you do if u get caught.

nice18 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:40

YDI It was unfortunate, and most people would have chanced it, but at the end of the day, you were driving while intoxicated no matter how short a distance.