By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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You deserved it 5 007

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annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

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conorshykesh 4

Yeah, so wipe your face and go make the Stir-Fry. Geez.

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NewFire911 5

Well, if you eat all that Ramen, you're gonna need that Toilet Paper.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

OP, you're like the best wife ever.. you deserve better.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

excuse me but you're 14..

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yungbrittany98 8

So? What's your point? I'm also almost 15 and I'm really mature!

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sammyjanette 17

If ******** are for 12 year olds. I shudder to think about the things you're doing sexually at 14...

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rahrah27 10

Bit rich coming from a 14-year-old. What makes you such an expert?

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PenguinBitch 43

84- If my calculations are correct, you are a *****. Good day ma'am.

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courtneyann211 10

Ignore this. It was meant for 74 before that comment was deleted

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BlueFlatts 20

Next time save the second half of his gift till after you get yours. No waffles for you!

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braydin72 6

Your life may suck but your husbands rocks!!

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