By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

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Eorlas 31

Can I celebrate christmas at your house?

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florido_fml 10

He doesn't deserve you, i deserve you!!

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KingCeltic77 18

It's kinda creepy trying to get a date over FML isn't it?

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florido_fml 10

I dont want to date her i want to wife her, OP marry me right here right now despite what anyone says or thumps

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Cartera 10

annie; how aren't you creeped put by this guy? Lol

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annie_nk 22

He hasn't messaged me and is most likely just joking.

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SweetLuna 10

What?! What a dick, lol, slap him for me.

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ryggsekk 8

l gave my little brother a hammer, for the third Xmas in row. l also gave him a energy drink that made him sick the day before Xmas. lf l only could punch him down like the bitch he's

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KingCeltic77 18

Chivalry is truly dead.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Joke's on her, it's shrimp flavored! The worst of them all.

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LuckBeNimble 19

spicy chicken or bust.

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kurodansei 16

I say regift and take your talents elsewhere.

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PipingMouse 14

Empty the fridge, and take the video game back. Then you can enjoy his "gift" while he starves :P

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kingsian 15

Beef or chicken? Charmin or Scott? Yes there are diffences here and I need to know before determining if it was your fault or not.

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annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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sillyyanks 24

haha because if it had been 4ply it would have been entirely justified!

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deathrock_88 6

Sounds like he's a total asshole.

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travinator90 9

For his sake I hope he makes it up to you later, otherwise I fear some retribution may be heading his way...

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perdix 29

The Ramen noodles will help you get the taste out of your mouth and you can use the toilet paper for the spooge that dripped down on your chest. He knew what was going on and prepared the right gifts for you. You didn't surprise him . . . he saw it *lowers sunglasses* coming.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Spooge? I've never heard that before but it is a beautiful word!!!

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