By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

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annie_nk 22

Tooele or Blanding. Repressed first grow up into freaks in bed. ;)

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mike307 11

Right she's only completely awesome! I'd love to get a girl like her! I want to give her an award for being so bad ass...

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aly_pinay22 8

Make him ramen noodles for the rest of his life.

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TheDeafWalrus 8

You say that you got Ramen like it is a bad thing.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

After everything she did, it is a bad thing, but you wouldn't know..

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loserman67 35

I hope he enjoyed everything, because I have this feeling that he won't be getting games, waffles or suprise blow jobs for quite awhile.

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MeowZebraMeow 7

I doubt he'll be receiving any BJ's, surprise or not.

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hurleyjoe 8

You're wasting your time on a man that clearly doesn't appreciate you, you'd be much better off with someone else who does, someone who Idk, is actually sane? Don't get me wrong, I love me some Ramen and a nice roll of toilet paper, but that's just ridiculous.

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annie_nk 22

I'm not pulling the divorce papers out over this. All relationships take work. I'll let him know how hurt I was over this.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Keep us posted!:D

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andyyroxx 20

Might wanna stay true to your personal description - you're happily married! Let him know how you feel, and restore that.

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annie_nk 22

I'm still happy to be married to who I said I do to. I talked to him and he said the toilet paper is a silly tradition in his family (which I didn't know) and the ramen was because it was what I craved during my second pregnancy. Obviously I missed the joke. He understands my hurt feelings and apologized. So all is well now :)

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OhDearBetrayal 25

128- Oh my gosh, that is just too adorably sweet of him! They're gifts with meaning. You're a lucky girl to have a guy who gives you reminders of memories instead of jewelry.

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dead247 13

Shopping for gifts on any occasion will be so much easier now.

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False_Stupidity 41

It all makes sense now! Glad to see that all is well between you now and that your hubby isn't as dumb or inconsiderate as we thought.

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mykelinva 4

Second FML that sounds like the presents were already in the house and given as presents. Makes me ashamed to be a man....some of us are better than that! Come on hubby, get your shit together!

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challan 19

At least get your four other packs of ramen, Op. Its six for $1.06. He's holding out.

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