By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele
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This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.
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onorexveritas
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YDI expecting something more from a guy who plays video games
Obey_StudBoii
23
Get the game and take it back. As far as the sex make him wait.
Cook the noodles - then "spill" them on his lap. OOPS! Sorry about that...
Hmmm you may just be horrible at ******** some would say any BJ is a good BJ but in fact there are women out there who should just plain never submit a guy to their version of oral... Maybe this is a hint if so YDI
CharresBarkrey
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That's certainly a lot of over thinking this FML. They got their gifts for each other without knowing what the other got, though. He would have no way of knowing what her gift was until he already purchased hers.
noodles :p lol
ImmaB3AST
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Bet it was Black ops 2
Assassin's Creed III. I didn't marry a total douche bag lol
I think divorce papers would be a great follow up Valentine's Day gift!
courtneyann211
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Really? Definitely not a reason for a divorce.
Really? Cuz he sounds like a real winner. It's not that he didn't get her a gift.. He grabbed the stupidest things from their cupboard.. He might as well spit on her face. He's a POS that would be a dick if he got nothing for Christmas.
BellaBelle_fml
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Did no one actually read Annie's reply to comment #24?! She explains the meaning behind her husband's gifts. He actually put a lot of meaning into his gifts. Plus, even if he hasn't, this is by no means terms for divorce. Come on people, marriage isn't a teenage game. You have to actually work at it. Don't be so petty.
sammyjanette
17
How ******* difficult is it for someone to stop at the local CVS and pick up some flowers or a card? That shows more personal touch than grabbing something around the house. Clearly, your husband doesn't give two ***** about making you feel special for one day.
BellaBelle_fml
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Oh yea, a gift procured hastily from CVS is just so personal. And OP's husband actually did give her 2 very personal and meaningful gifts. They may not be what we would consider as 'good' gifts, or even a gift at all, or what OP would want for a gift. But he didn't really just grab something from around the house with no thought put into it.
sammyjanette
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Yes, he did. The OP even stated it.
******** shouldnt be only for special occasions
OP sounds like a great wife. But ramen noodles ARE delicious. Just, a really shitty gift...
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WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
Steal the game and hide it.