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By argh - 13/03/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 05:00

Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 14:00

Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The doctor laughed us out the door after it turned out to be a good old-fashioned friction burn. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mortified when I went to the doctor for what I thought was an allergic reaction rash and turned out to just be a bad carpet burn from rough sex, on my back and my ass cheeks. The doctor was visibly trying not to laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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Saturday 13 March 2010 9:12

"Hey girl, want to see my man bits?"

UberDood777 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:10

Shitty luck dude just wait everybody gets their time sooner or later

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Carina234643 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 5:41

congratulations. you have herpes.

Dayna95 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 13:39

no wunda u dont get any.. u still call them man bits?

Honeylove17 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:05

HAHAHA!! Man bits!

brendonuriepatd 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 3:02

I feel bad for the doctor

wRIPPERw 23

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:34

That's illegal. If you feel like it is threatening your health, and he won't check it, get a new doctor.

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 4:05

I think it's just a way to make it sound funnier. FML would be boring without euphemisms.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 21 May 2014 13:01

Well by the time you have someone else to view them it should be gone

DongPiece47 13

Monday 5 October 2015 6:37

Hopefully that means he can cure it quickly so no one actually will see it.

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