By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

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TC1_fml 0

Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

The other day I asked a friend of mine, who had a tongue piercing, if her boyfriend got a tongue piercing too if they could get stuck together. She said no, but this is my new answer~

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thorvath 0

this is a fake one! its impossible to get tongue rings stuck together. this is really really stupid.

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zkng 0

oh come on, if u really did hurl in his mouth he would have pulled back reactively and ripped both your piercings out

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kiwi0605 0

Hahahaha, this made my day! Sucks for you though. And for him..

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darkshadow_fml 0

YDI for having a stupid piercing. not to mention making out with a guy with a stupid piercing AND For not even thinking that this might happen.

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22jrdn55 15

1) You're disgusting. 2) its not Fyourlife, its Fhislife. 3) How dumb are you? One piercing/condom per intercourse. 4) What happens next? Did he dump you?

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