By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
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Smeelover27 15

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

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amanda_smith54 4

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

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EvaWarrior 8

just put your foot down, if he truly cares about you he'll understand and respect ur decision

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anythingmustbe 18

Its your fault you should not have tried to be a smart ass. Maybe he was hoping you would bend to his whim. Just talk to him and sort it out. He may be bummed out but hopefully he will understand.

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melons122 3

Oh my, you are so clever. You got me giggling for like 5 minutes :) still laughing

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Enslaved 36

You better make sure that shit hurts him big time or you're next. :P

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outoftown 26

If she hurts him big time, she might be hurting even more.

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slmchicd12 23

Hey, if he's willing to try it in order for you to try it, why not give it a shot? Use toys and lots of lube to work up to it. You don't have to let him just jump right in.

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mangoboy1 19

Hey as far as I know I'm not gay but I'm pretty open minded; I don't know, maybe I would take that offer.

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Sputnikspak 13

Being male and enjoying anal does not make you gay. A girl can have a huge glittery strap-on, be slamming you in the ass and saying things like "You like that, you dirty little sissy", while you are dressed in high heels and a corset, and it is still NOT GAY. Because you are still having sex WITH A GIRL. Until a guy is involved, it doesn't venture onto the gay spectrum at all.

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btstig 11

Keep telling yourself that chief.

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kasadillabb 4

you got so into detail I envisioned it, and now it's an fml for me too

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Behind_walls 13

Really?! I will find you Mango... xD I kid, I kid.

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amisenho 11

But what if the guy imagines it's a guy saying and doing all that stuff? In that case, would a girl wanting to try scissoring with her boyfriend and imagine him being female not gay? O.O

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vbmg152 18

Open mouth, insert foot! Lol!!! This is hilarious! YDI BTW, don't knock it, till you've tried it!

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fightingkittens 39

It's going to be a lot more than her mouth that she's opening.

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bReLiNg 18

Hey he's just trying to spice things up. If you don't like it, then don't do it again

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challan 19

He's your partner Op... You should be willing to explore each others fantasies.

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enormouselephant 15

If your partner was into *********** would you be willing to appease him? No one should feel obligated to doing anything they're dead set against. I'll be here if you decide to give it a shot though;)

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challan 19

Well that escalated quickly. I don't think anal is like **********. Lol If you're partner wants to try something that's not against the law, I think you should. He wants to dress like Roger Rabbit, then you dress up like Jessica. He wants to get poked in the bum, then poke him. You don't know if you like something until you try out, or if you'll hate it!

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Redlawnchair 9

How is dressing up in costume and shoving something up your ass comparable?

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cmbar831 14

The word "****" at the end just made that FML complete

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Catkam623 27

where is perdixs comment i need to hear his response to this

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Enslaved 36

He's busy. He's in line at a novelty shop purchasing a gallon of Astroglide.

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HeartOfLead 24

You forgot the cowboy hat, ropes, a mannequin, and while we're at it, some knee pads.

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