Intimacy: Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Sunday 24 February 2013 3:33

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

amanda_smith54 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:22

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

Comments

BreezZz 3

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:06

He's gay

rhapsodys 12

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:10

OP's username made me laugh so hard.

felidsentry 17

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:16

Sounds like you have a great boyfriend

madgrinchhatter 12

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:31

Well at least he'll have empathy after you bugger him.

alexafml 5

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:46

Strap it on and stick it in! Haha!

hunny797 5

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:12

Want some help??

sofitina 20

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:18

Your name is pure genius.

hunny797 5

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:21

Are you in favour of anal??

akiahara 14

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:18

That's a wild fantasy for some... I'd take advantage if I were you. Also, it's rude to imply that those of us who enjoy anal do not have healthy sex lives. Don't be so anal.