By ohfuckwaffles - 29/01/2013 05:28 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML
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ohfuckwaffles tells us more.

ohfuckwaffles 6

OP here. Thanks for the support, everyone - I have told her, and, while she's definitely not into it, at least she doesn't plan to leave me over it. To those of you wondering whether I'm a transvestite, a crossdresser, a transexual, or transgendered - there are waaay too many of these names, and it's confusing. How about I explain it this way: I'm a girl on the inside, and I'm still attracted to girls (a lesbian, perhaps?). I don't mind my body, and I don't mind wearing men's clothes (heck, it's what I grew up with), but I'd like to see what more is out there... I've been hiding it and ignoring it and thinking I'm wrong for a long time, but my control is obviously slipping.

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Top comments

Palirose 22

I have to say...I was NOT expecting that ending. I was expecting the FML to end with something about ruining the dress or some sort of self esteem issue. Lol

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twiztedone 19

Just come out wearing it! You never know it may get her excited!

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Comments

Elmoo_fml 16

One of the regular customers of the shop I work at also wears dresses and stuff, and I really admire him for wearing whatever he wants, regardless of what everyone thinks!

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RedPillSucks 31

RuPaul has his/her own show, and the guy on "Americas Next Top Model" is making it work. You may find your own niche to explore.

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Slackness 10

Good luck with this, meant most sincerely. I guess its a hard place to be, but an interesting place for you to explore. Not really my bag, but more power to you and your alternative lifestyle.

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spikekutter 9

why were you wearing a dress in the first place?

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ulissey_fml 22

a little LBD is very good for the libido !! ( and YES, it does very much turn women on. )

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igottafeelingxo 9

This fml makes me want to make my boyfriend wear a dress for giggles :3

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baby_frenchie 6

Shit like this pisses me off. If you're gay- just be gay. Why waste your time & your wife's youth by trying to deny who you are. Now, if he tells her she'll probably divorce him and lead a single, unhappy life for the rest of her days. I feel more sorry for your wife than I do to you, OP.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Having an interest in wearing dresses, as a guy, doesn't make you gay...

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iCake 13

Its wrong in so many ways. But thumbs up for your currage to share it

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Hopefully you're not "borrowing" your wife's clothes and stretching them out. That's one of the biggest complaints I've seen from the female partners of cross-dressers. Get your own. Hopefully you're not doing the "binge-and-purge" thing that so many male crossdressers do, where they buy a bunch of women's clothing, wear it, have it around for a while, then, out of shame, self-loathing, and/or fear of being discovered, throw it all away, only to buy new stuff a few months later.

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sythe511 28

The Center of male-ness just called. They want you to turn in your testicles to the nearest receptacle.

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