By ohfuckwaffles - 29/01/2013 05:28 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML
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ohfuckwaffles tells us more.

ohfuckwaffles 6

OP here. Thanks for the support, everyone - I have told her, and, while she's definitely not into it, at least she doesn't plan to leave me over it. To those of you wondering whether I'm a transvestite, a crossdresser, a transexual, or transgendered - there are waaay too many of these names, and it's confusing. How about I explain it this way: I'm a girl on the inside, and I'm still attracted to girls (a lesbian, perhaps?). I don't mind my body, and I don't mind wearing men's clothes (heck, it's what I grew up with), but I'd like to see what more is out there... I've been hiding it and ignoring it and thinking I'm wrong for a long time, but my control is obviously slipping.

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Top comments

Palirose 22

I have to say...I was NOT expecting that ending. I was expecting the FML to end with something about ruining the dress or some sort of self esteem issue. Lol

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twiztedone 19

Just come out wearing it! You never know it may get her excited!

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Comments

eaglerob 20

lol I'm sorry (not really), but this was great. That poor lady--the wife, not the husband.

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whY402Jay 12

It might not mean that you're gay, man. I can't relate, but a lot of people feel good when they cross dress.

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deadboyparis 3

If she truly loves you, it won't bother her.

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OfficialQueen 9

tell her you look great in a little black dress

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why were you wearing a little black dress in the first place? YDI for putting it on.

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Enzi_fml 21

Full support OP, I say you should fully embrace it. :) Gender equality will only truly exist when it is not strange for a man to be seen in a skirt! Or a little black dress, in your case

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dwvork 6

just approach her casually and ask if the dress makes your butt look big, and go from there

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noaz46 1

I've lost all faith in society. Dresses are made for women, I mean, what isn't clear about that?

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