Intimacy: Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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fwongraven 10

Monday 18 October 2010 16:10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 18 October 2010 18:11

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

Comments

hashoahxxx 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:24

YES!!!

picturescrazy 24

Monday 18 October 2010 20:37

What were you expecting him to say? That seems to be an appropriate response.

PsychoCola 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:47

Goddamnit people are idiots. #69 said it all: "How is that supportive? After struggling to share something personal to her boyfriend, his first response is, 'Oh, cool, so will you fulfill one of my sexual fantasies?'"

CiaranPM 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:13

Your boyfriend is win.

blahzz 4

Monday 18 October 2010 21:17

Now if he said he wanted a threesome with another dude that would be a true FML.

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 18 October 2010 21:22

The only reason OP is lucky, is because her boyfriend didn't break up with her. Or treat her different. When I was 17 I tokd my then boyfriend, I was bisexual and he looked at me like I was an alien. Ever since it seems like he was treating me like a *****. Being attracted to more than one type of person doesn't mean you're attracted to more than one person at a time. People can be such uninformed assholes!

notnicek 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:26

Bi the way, I'm gay.

Mcawesomepants 2

Monday 18 October 2010 21:37

My ex said she was 95 percent lesbian and i was the 5 percent keeping her stright :/ lmao

siege10 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:51

EPIC WIN!!! I am not really sure why this surprised you. as far as I know there is not one guy in existence who would not jump at the opportunity of a threesome... also this just proves your boyfriend thinks on his feet, is threesome response was pretty much perfect.