By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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Elksy 0

How is that supportive? After struggling to share something personal to her boyfriend, his first response is, "Oh, cool, so will you fulfill one of my sexual fantasies?"

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jenlynn86 0

I don't see what the problem is....?

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schalk 12

Most men can hardly satisfy 1 woman so what the hell will they do with 2?

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FYLwindowlicker 0

Have the cake and eat it too! I'm sorry for you because of the fact that apparently you can not find a man who can satisfy you. One word.. Om Nom Nom

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schalk 12

Bloody hell you're so stupid you can't even count to 3? Please leave the trolling to the pro's rookie. 3 words : I'm a guy. Let's check your profile... and I quote "I'm always up for making new friends". Yes insulting strangers on the internet is a great way to do that. Now run away little kitten

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FYLwindowlicker 0

Let's see, starting with you stating your a 'guy' and most men can't satisfy even 1 woman is basically calling yourself out as an underachiever. I will troll as a pro when u act and perform as a man. So basically I'm doomed DOOMED I say to never be a pro troll :( Om Nom Nom. Run along little puppy

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robc32ca 4

what you were hoping he'd dump you instead?

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chasadilla 0

all dudes dreams involve 3somes really what did you expect, hey wanna 3some or a 178some

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FYLwindowlicker 0

OP, I think your BF question was valid an justified. He deserves better than you for thinking this is a FML. I hope you choke on muff!

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sk8erd 15

why is this an Fml?!? he's supporting ur sexulality

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Nickolazx 0

LOLOL I am really sorry, but that's exactlly what i would have said haha.

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angelofmusic89 11

As a bisexual I have had this occur many times with my previous boyfriends. They wanted a threesome with me and my best friend who I have had sex with but I won't do it. Threesomes aren't my thing. I like boys and girls but I don't want to see my boyfriend doing my best friend and I know I won't want to see another girl doing anything to him. I'm sorry OP that you have a dick-wad of a boyfriend who can't think with the proper head.

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EvilDave 13

In other words, you want permission to cheat on your boyfriends.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#198 Being bisexual isn't something people use as an excuse to cheat on a significant other.

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angelofmusic89 11

I have NEVER cheated on one of my boyfriends (or girlfriends for that matter) with another girl or another boy. I am 100% loyal and if I have the urge to be with a girl when I have a boyfriend or a boy when I have a girlfriend I do not follow through on it.

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