By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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fwongraven 10

FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.

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BelleElle_fml 5

Isn't that what most guys would ask? Besides we've covered this before. Threesomes are hot. ;)

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hahaalolz 0

agreed, they are pretty damn sexaay ;)

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I don't know if I'm the only one who gets this impression, but I think threesomes are slutty. It doesn't matter what gender you're into...but monogamy should be the way to go. I don't know why it's so... acceptable for a person to have multiple partners. That's cheating. That, to me, is unacceptable.

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rasta_pasta 4

Who says monogamy is the way to go? That's your opinion and that's fine, but it doesn't have shit to do with what two or more consenting should or shouldn't do when they get down and you're in no position to judge people.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I did say that it was unacceptable to me and I didn't understand the others' views on why they feel it is acceptable. It's giving my opinion and asking why. Not full on judging.

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far_east 6

**** ye, your boyfriend knows what to do, i like his style and yes serious question, want a threesome? thats a huge win on th guy's part

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dudeitsdanny 9

So all bisexual people must want the same thing? Not everyone thinks the same way. Some people don't wanna share their partner, some feel like a threesome in a relationship will just lead to trouble, and some just don't feel like thrreesomes are correct, all of these regardless of sexuality. I would imagine that the OP feels like her boyfriend might pressure her now, or feels disrespected that her boyfriend would act in such a stereotypical manner.

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carpediemryders 0

you brought it up, so now it's time to put up or shut the **** up.

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kyouka 8

saw that coming. what else would you expect a guy to say?

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Jimbo2000 0

My girlfriend and I have discussed it. And she would prefer to have a threesome. But it is only to be with one other woman.

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gab_metal 3

YDI, but in a good way. Your bf might have been only semi-serious anyway.

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