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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

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Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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teague95 16

hopefully you did it for yourself and not him

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chelsinator 8

He's obviously an asshole. Good for you! New body and of course a new man, that will appreciate every aspect of your body!

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amanda1312 0

What an ass! If it bothers you, try a push up bra

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Can't push up what isn't there, my friend.

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amanda1312 0

it's not like her boobs completely disappeared, it would help at least a little...and push ups don't really push up whats there anyway...it's just a shit ton of padding

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LadiDi_fml 10

Lol mine said the same thing! You should be happy you lost waight for yourself :) don't listent to a

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LadiDi_fml 10

*all those who juge you and suggest to dump him

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perdix 29

You need to make one more lifestyle change: new boyfriend. He fell in love with you when you were fat with big **** -- you kinda screwed him there.

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bearsy 0

Haha that profile pic

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TheVirtuoso 5

Tell him that your cup size will fluctuate as you live, but his tiny shaft is a life-long disappointment.

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fakech0w 4

U lost your ****? You're now deemed useless.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You lost your respect towards women who have tiny breasts? You're now deemed useless!

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pajamaperson 4

Sounds EXACTLY like something my boyfriend would say!

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