Love: Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook,...

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 00:01

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By sh33zy - 03/02/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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Byakuren_fml 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:11

Fuckoff-zoned

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 11 September 2012 9:15

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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IneffableLullaby 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 5:58

That's one reason why this sort of thing should be done face-to-face. It's too easy to troll and be trolled on a social networking website. Sorry, OP, for your misfortune though.

Torrey_Turner 12

Wednesday 12 September 2012 8:28

Should have just waited like torn mins before commenting back and been like "Wtf my friend was on my comp I don't like you either B*tch"

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:09

Oh fb? Really?

HaiGais 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:07

Create a Craigslist ad posing as her stating that she has rape fantasies and wants the real thing. Let the rest happen naturally.

leahmae88 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 7:38

You would really do that over Facebook? No wonder she told you to **** off.

brokenintopieces 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:54

well that was a lil rude for her to say

HeyArnold91 8

Friday 14 September 2012 8:57

Well that escalated quickly

ThespianKnight 4

Friday 14 September 2012 23:55

Why couldn't you just go up to her and do the same?

Insanityconfined 21

Saturday 15 September 2012 16:30

It makes me laugh everyone saying "Do it in person." If it took him that long and that much courage to even do it online, how do you expect him to be in person? He would be a nervous wreck. And to those who say date first. You expect him to say "I like you, let's date"? If he gets shot down then and there, the love he had is gonna sit with him as he stays alone and heartbroken.