By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Grimmerie 31

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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HappyBeach 4

It'll be ok. But I suggest doing it in person rather than facebook.

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Pikachu17 13

Don't do this sort of thing on Facebook

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MaJiCiDe 5

Hey man I love you, you get me so well... I've never met someone like you XD (Cue friends response)

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spottyblanket 8

If you really respected this girl you wouldn't tell her on facebook like some kid. Tell her face to face, she is not some internet fantasy that you can expect to win over. She is a person and you probably freaked her out. You deserve it.

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captainburke 5

Pouring your heart out over Facebook, what do you expect?

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rebelliousshroom 12

You... "poured your heart out". On Facebook. To a "beautiful" girl. Not a nice girl? Not a girl you feel you connect with? A girl you have a lot in common with? And you didn't figure out that you were being trolled when the friend most likely used mushy clichés when she/he wrote back. WOW. You are going to be single for a very long time.

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Dcm210 19

delete her off your friend's list and block her. Hopefully you can find better.

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blahblahblah5_x 13

I agree with #48. Delete her. It's better professing your love and whatnot in person, not Facebook.

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Hiphuray4peas 27

Thank goodness you can now edit your posts!

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laden_swallow09 34

Still shows your edit history, though. With that, you can't gush out and then take it all back with something along the lines of, "lol hay I jus met u n this is crazy…"

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