By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Grimmerie 31

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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Zehla 7

Lol at all you people condemning him for wanting her because if her looks. That is how we are, folks. You think your boyfriend would be with you if he thought you were ugly? You think you have always gone for a girl because of their "shining personality"? LOL. As a girl who has only been found attractive by one wonderful man, let me tell you all a painful truth: we are shallow creatures when it comes to relationships. We go out of our way to make sure that the ugly but nice girl in the class knows she will never be wanted. We are DICKS. Attraction is based on looks and pheremones; always has, always will be.

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rebelliousshroom 12

The point is that her looks is the thing he chose to focus on in the FML. Everyone has to be sexually attracted to a person to consider her/him a potential partner, but it's normally not the thing that inspires deeper feelings. The "pouring out" part suggests that he fancies himself in love. Hence all the YDIs. Also, not everyone bases sexual attraction solely on looks, or even primarily on looks. Smell, body language, life style, personality traits; these are all factors that can be equally or more important for sexual attraction, without necessarily having anything to do with feelings.

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PYLrulz 17

What a ******* ****! If you don't like a guy, just say it. None of that bullshit like in the FML

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sammyjanette 17

Hmmm, a beautiful girl... you wrote nothing about her sparkling personality, how caring she is, or how her personality just shines. YDI. If you had take the time to notice those things instead of her perky boobs and beautiful face you wouldn't be in this situation. If she had those things she would have never treated you like that, and if you had looked for those things you would have found her deficient in those areas and moved on. YDI.

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dirton89 7

Hopefully she's someone you know outside of Facebook and not some random chick that you found on there. If so.... Not a good look

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The_Irish_0ne 0

What have we learned... Never pour your heart out ( especially over face-book). Freeze it, and lock it away in a safe, then throw that safe in to the deepest darkest part of your self. Then if a girl ever diggs up that part of you, cracks the safe and thaws your heart, then you know she deserves it. Pro-tip.

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d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Uh. Dont be a wimp and just do it in person. Internets for fun, not declaring your love for people!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Really? I met my BF of 3 years over the internet.

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NewYork0212 4

I'm sorry OP, that was a hurtful way for her to do that, but that wasn't the smartest way to let a girl know about your feelings. It would have been cute if it was handwritten or something, but Facebook is kind of pathetic (like you are hiding behind your computer!). Also, you should know girls share passwords and stuff to their Facebooks, so someone was bound to see/read it. Think things through, OP.

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DaGrimRetard 8

Or #62 you just let it slowy rot in there an die alone. forever alone tip

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