By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Grimmerie 31

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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annalily5 28

Here are your errors, any one of which would have me crossing you off my list of potentials ASAP: 1. You poured your heart out to her before even a few dates, or even knowing her very well from the sound of it. 2. You didn't do it in person 3. You didn't even bother to go over phone, but chose Facebook, of all things I'd be weirded out if a guy I didn't know well, even one I had a crush on, poured his heart out to me before we'd even started dating. It comes off as creepy and overly desperate. Doing it over Facebook just marks you as a cowardly overly desperate creeper.

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vicktoriahart 2

That's so sad and mean... Did you sound like a creeper?

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evantnt 3

No matter how long he knew her or anything like that, she didn't need to be such a bitch about it

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rebelliousshroom 12

Unless she's really, really tired of creeps saying how beautiful and sexy she is on facebook, trying to get her out drinking, nudge nudge wink wink etc., and/or guys she hardly knows who are saying similar things, only they require a carefully and skillfully crafted answer because they're not cynical creeps really, just pathetic for getting emotions based on physical appearance, which might also piss her off because who the hell are all these people who try to get in her pants. So she doesn't sit down and spend half an hour letting him down easy, she snaps. Especially since her friend already made the job harder for her. Maybe she should be grateful that people find her sexy, well, maybe she never asked for that attention and just wants to be left alone?

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joanna1995 20

I'd feel bad if it werent for the fact that one, it was Facebook. It holds no meaning over Facebook. And two for all I know its a girl that you know nothing about besides what her Facebook profile says. Good luck next time

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hobbes7211 4

If you really liked her you would tell her in person... Not on FB!

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TheAlchemist22 9

Instead telling her on lame Facebook, be a man and tell her in person! It would mean so much more.

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NotARussianSpy 5

YDI for being a wimp. That sort of stuff is the stuff you say face-to-face, not over the Internet, and you don't "pour your heart out" to someone you haven't even dated yet.

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NissanDriftKing 4

Dude... That just plain sucks! You will find someone else. :)

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