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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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Use your socks

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 05:01 - Norway

Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML

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By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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Shit show

By Malakai - 23/10/2018 22:00

Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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mattman1994 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:17

whoops! time to pull em up and waddle for your life! lol

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:24

You should really buy additional toilet paper before you run out. Hopefully this taught you a lesson.

Comments

yahlifesux 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:28

gayy

zombieteef 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:31

Yeah, but he could dunk his ass in the sink right? XD

OMGitsBATMAN 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:32

hand towel ftw

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:34

YDI for poor inventory management!

mhmmm1234 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:34

shit happens XD

madmax82988 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:35

lol

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:10

WTH is with your picture?

smr167 6

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:25

you look worse than Madonna's bulimic boney ass

ALERI0N 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 6:28

46- we dont want to see your boner k? and for the love of god put a damn shirt on..

madmax82988 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:31

lulz ^_^

RaIeigh 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:35

Seriously.. The one thing you need and left your house for you forget in the car, I smell fail here.. everywhere. No pun intended.

R3kli3 10

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:36

hahas YDI

zenti 2

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:36

These comments are making me laugh so hard. I kind of feel sorry for you OP, but at the same time you really should have planned this out. You should have gone to the store when you were down to the last roll. Then again when I still lived at home no one would let anyone know when they used the last roll.