By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
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irimalovecheer98 5

Welcome to America!!

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MwahFMLS 6

Oh come on, someone already used that joke? Ugh.

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you_freak 7

Split-personalities?

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syntaxerror_fml 0

"deer's" ...... really??.... *sigh* Welcome to America OP. The only country where more than half of it's citizens can't speak/type their native language. Go America for low standards.

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steven107 7

It's called us southern boys talk... Don't hate!

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Tankkiller308 16

It's called a norther asshole who can't take a joke

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brianjman14 22

I don't get it. Is this an FML because of the deer or the damage to the car? Please say car.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh, so they should stay back in their old country and be miserable? I don't get your logic...

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Raesin 21

Just because there's a lot of them, doesn't mean you shouldn't have some respect for them.

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Enslaved 36

Sucks about the deer. Hope you had car rental insurance. If you're in Florida, just appreciate knowing that by the end of the week you'll be enjoying 80*F weather while most everyone else is freezing! (:

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perdix 29

Or pitying those people in Florida who are not getting the chance to go cross-country skiing or have snowball fights;)

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Enslaved 36

Snow's over rated.(I've been told) Believe me, in a few harsh cold days, you'll wish you were here hitting South Beach with me! There's a reason Pitbull always sings about area code (305)! Lol

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perdix 29

Depends on who is doing the rating. Being anywhere with you sounds delightful, whether it's a beach or a forest or a desert. South Beach? Well, if I must, I must ;)

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Dothewiggleyeah 0

I live in Ireland .. Snow sucks ass sometimes! I'd love to live in America :(

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