Intimacy: Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech...

By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

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By Sarah220 - 12/07/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Saturday 23 July 2011 5:49

love spuds? bahaha :)

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

ydi for calling them love spuds

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skyeyez9 24

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:41

in a panicked voice: "DAAAADDD!!! Please help me! Omg, there's a leech on my love spuds!".

deerslayer28 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:43

tht sux

Starlight3929 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:46

That sucks big love spuds!

dmcp77 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:51

salt douche bag. kills leeches like nobodies business.

prayforanescape 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:54

never heard of it being called love spuds before. leeches disgust me, sorry op.

xanderz54 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:54

Hahaha nice. that one made me lol

maddie2015 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:56

wow that's awkward.

AviatorChris 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:56

howdy

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:56

Love Spuds? Are we 11 years old?

sorryforyou 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:45

no now days even 11 year olds say penis

KaitlynM 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:57

What are love spuds???

sorryforyou 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:35

his balls

sorryforyou 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:42

his balls

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