By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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amandacullen1901 0

nice one #19. i am a twilight fan but im not insane. being meean to people that like twilight, 10 bucks say that half of you seceretly like the books. so stop bein mean to others, its rude and get over your selves

TWIHLIGHT >______> Most of the fan girls think its the best book ever written, when half of them have never even read another book. Not to mention they ruined the image of Vampires from scary men to teenage lovers >.> And next they are going to ruin the Werewolf image..

tsunamisurfer08 3

http://www.fmylife.com/love/9321 Enough said.

Rawrrr14 0

okay, I, too am a fan of the twilight series. As well as like half the world. I don't think every girl that wants a guy like Edward should be "shot in the face", but, I do agree some girls take it too far like the OPs girl. And you don't even have to bash them, there are gunna be weird people in the world everywhere you go. GET OVER IT! Don't hate on other people just because they have different tastes/beliefs as you.

Oh no please no the Werewolf, that animle cruality. BTW: The new HP film is do out Soon, Prepare for battle! RI

Don't worry--if it's because of that shite Twilight, she doesn't wish you were a vampire: she wishes you were a glampire. It's the same difference between goth and emo: emo is like goth, but for *******. Likewise, real vampires aren't anything glamorous nor are they anything to be messed with.

I was in Coles with my boyfriend the other day, we saw a teen girl squealing over a pin that said "I love boys who Sparkle! [Twilight]". We almost puked on her. I feel for you, Twilight has ruined many relationships. It should be banned for life.