By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Rawrrr14 0

#119, even if you did, my point is, don't judge someone that you don't even know, or even a group of people. Everyone is so closed minded and judges everyone on what they wear, or what they like. But, did any of you EVER sit down with a twilight fan and talk with them? So what. I bet there are tons of things you guys are fans of, and you should be able to tell people how much you like it with out getting hated on, don't you think?

#117, tell me where my mistakes are. I know the capitalization after the colon, that's a habit of mine, but other than that? Point out one more mistake. :] Your post was well thought out, though, and I have to agree with most of it. I personally was a major vampire fan before, and now I have to specify that I don't like the sparkly kind. They aren't really "vampires". I like Angel, Dracula, etc. If Stephanie Meyers wanted to create a new kind of creature to stalk teenage girls, she could have at least gone with an original name, too.

Kylias 6

You're lucky she did this before you took her home and left. She could have acted like Bella, and went suicidal when you left, claiming you were her Edward. You very well could have been, in fact, if you threw glitter on yourself. He doesn't have fangs, after all.

#122, you're in your early teens aren't you? I bet you that most of these people, myself included, personally know, or are a friend-of-a-friend of a Twilight fan.

This is why Twilight is killing our society. /I kid, I kid. //But really, Twilight sucks.

#123: They are mostly just small comma errors, and I am of the mind that if you are going to correct grammar, you should probably have impeccable grammar yourself, right down to the littlest part. It's true that she could have thought up an original name, but if you did actually read the books, you'll note that she either came up with or researched many alternative names. According to all of the stories she cited in the first book, the "vampires" have different names in different cultures. If I remember correctly, Bella assumed they were some type of benevolent vampire from Italy. I don't know if Meyers thought it up herself, but she's going with the "every story is different" thing, so I respect it. Either way, should we really all be arguing about what does or does not make a "real" vampire? Last I checked, they aren't "real" at all... Or maybe OP's new chick is right, and we should all be looking for sparkly, pale, gorgeous blood-suckers???

Rawrrr14 0

#125, why does it matter how old I am. For all you know, I could be an adult, an old woman, a 10 year old, a teen...... etc. Why does it matter???

#122: I think all of the "haters" have a point. The majority of the tween readers of Twilight are spectacularly crazy. Some of you aren't. But, seriously, a lot of you are...