By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Damn freaky teenage twilight fans sorry to see you get ****** by that book.

twilight ruins people i bet twilight has some world-conquering subliminal messages, we just haven't seen the true effects of them yet...

#67, why do no people like you go to my college? Edward "I was in Harry Potter" Cullen? Hahahaha! XD Classic.

I'm a twilight fan so I just think thats hilarious!!!!!!

Ok, I think we realy need to stop and think about this. You guy really need to calm down about this, all of you are right in your mined, let's take a diffrent View point. 1. Why is it that we come to this site? From what I've seen it's to vent anger. 2. Other people read the comments and see witch fmls get the bigest reaction, in this this case the "wanta be vampire fiction novle, witch will never come close to book or film versions of bram stokers Dracula" twlight, a post more fake fmls one the subject. 3. You guys need to seperate the real fmls from the fake. RI

Edward is a wimp....I don't know why Girls find him so appealing !!! You want a Vampire......Watch Buffy or Angel for Spike.....NOW THAT IS A VAMPIRE lol =p

Curtieeeez 0

Well, you now know what you need to do. Become a vampire.

does that mean she doesn't date ANYONE then?

So women nowadays want a 100+ year old pedophile?

hmm.. watches her sleep, sparkles, hears voices in his head, urges to kill her, mood swings of extream anger... yeaaah. mhhm, who wouldnt whant him. CREAPO GIRLFRIEND, :) & btw. i read all books, and ill admit i got addicted of fifnishing them because the story was good. the writing was horrid. it took stepheny meyer or w.e too long to get to the point. and it was just boring at times. but after i finished the book i continued with my life. why cant ppl get its ******* FAKE. and i agree, those book ruends lifess !! i regret reading them. geeeez.