By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Have you tried, I mean *really* tried being a vampire?

Maybe she doesn't like Twilight. Maybe she just likes being bitten... Show her just how vampire-like you can be.

hahaha FYL.. i mean seriously how effing obsessed can you be

Rawrrr14 0

wow. #108 are you serious? Way to label people. #111, yeah so? people like twilight. Don't hate. And I just LOVE how people are saying "Twilight ruined too many relationships" HAH! yeah okay. Is that your excuse for being a sucky boyfriend/girlfriend people?! lmao.

Rawrrr14 0

101: In case you've yet to notice, everyone on here has horrendous grammar and spelling. Including you. I'd double-check your holier-than-thou post *before* you start ripping on Twilight fans for bad grammar. To that end, I'm a Twilight fan. It's easy to read and an interesting storyline. It's also called "fiction," people. If Stephanie Meyer wants to invent a new brand of vampire, don't lose your sh!t over it. Just don't read it. It really is that simple. I'm not saying Twilight is on the level of the classics, (because it is DEFINITELY not that good), but there are pretty good moments of writing among the sappy teen stuff. It was a fun break from finals and everything else. Nothing more. Any girls who take it further than that are nuts. And #53: Jacob Black?! Last I checked forcing yourself on someone with your werewolf-y strength is not that hot either... Geez, kids, get a life and a real boyfriend, (see: not a mythical/fairy tale/horror story creature).

doll_face 0

i'll vouch for twilight. it's a really good book. but people who say shit like that are so ******* retarded. i wonder how many relationships that book has destroyed or prevented.

#115, I understand that people like it. But hey, I love Girl, Interrupted... and I don't go around telling my friends that I wish they were in a mental institution.

#115, I think you are missing the point. The girl the OP mentioned has set an expectation for her partners that no one will never be able to meet. Ever. She will not be happy. The people that try to date her will be not be happy. Just because she cannot distinguish fantasy from reality