By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Wow. Good job OP, you just broke fml fans into hating each other over twilight haha. Just to be corny and proud, my bf is like edward..just the romantic side, not the stalkish, I wanna suck you side. :] edward is out there, but girls need to stop looking for him and just accept the side of the guy and appreciate what he has to offer. Maybe it's better than edward and bella's tragic romeo&juliet story. Wtf really wants a vampire? Everyone would really flee. Jeez, girls. Get over it.

**** everyone who says twilight is a bad book. have u even read the series? it's amazing, I agree that some people get really obsessed and it's gone wayyyyy too far, but come on, it ain't shit.

#19, the books are written in the context of a junior high student. The book sold million copies to preteen girls who are in denial about the reality of men and dating. All the stories about girls dumping guys because they aren't Edward Cullen proves it. Last I checked, vampires aren't supposed to sparkle. OP, you should have bit her neck and told her you are tempted to suck her blood and that you love watching her sleep at night.

#58 is about right, I kind of like the cute protective, possessive instinct some guys have, but not to his extent, he's downright weird. Plus if you think about it, he's technically an old old man. PEDOOOOO... Sorry she turned out to be such a weirdo. If she holds guys up to such unrealistic expectations, she'll never really be happy. Maybe she'll grow up one day.

Brinya 0

I'm with #4 and #72. (Also: lol, "wing nut". I haven't heard that in forever) She might've been pretty, but her head was obviously empty except for "OMG sparkly vampires WHEE!"

dancing_bear 0

So start stalking her, then have sex with her while she's unconscious and break all her bones in the process. It's what she wants, after all.

she may have been beautiful, but trust me, you dodged a bullet with that one.

These ******* Twilight twerps don't know what a real vampire is. THEY DON'T SPARKLE.

Quick note: Everyone defending twilight to the point of being a "twi-tard" so far has written their comments either with huge amounts of incorrect grammar and spelling, or awkward run-on sentences. I'm sure that's a coincidence. I read all the books, thinking it might be good. It wasn't. Apparently everybody likes stalker-pedophiles who claim to be vampires, but really aren't. Yay for metrosexual sparkly men.