By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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Rawrrr14 0

#131, who's "you"? And like I said have you met EVERY SINGLE twilight fan? Who are you to judge?

Rawrrr14 0

#130, your observation was wrong.

You don't need to meet every single person in a group to understand the general behavior of them /end obnoxiousness.

#132: I am a Twilight fan. And the "you" would be the plural "you," as in tween Twilight fans. If you are not a tween/teen, I apologize. But the ones who are and who advocate vampire love, (even though they are not *real*), make a bad name for the ones who are at least semi-normal and either keep it to themselves or don't try to mesh a FICTION book with the real world.

Twilight was an awful book that was terribly written and deserves no literary praise what so ever. It was only ever liked because everyone fell in love with that fricking vampire and now won't shut up about him. Welcome to the real world, people like Edward don't exist, and if they did they'd be commonly known as "******* weird stalkers."

Rawrrr14 0

#135, you make a good point, but at the same time, I just get pissed because everyone is so goddamn judgmental.

Edward Cullen is charming, but she's a little overboard. You should've just said **** off & walked away :P

Well at least she had unreal expectations of you. You would've felt worse if she'd said "I wish you were funny" or "I wish you were good looking". At any rate, count yourself lucky for dodging that crazy bullet of a relationship. =)

#19 ftw xD I've read twilight a couple of years ago and still reread It every now and then. I don't care if it contains typos or grammatical mistakes I like it. I wouldn't do what your date did ofcourse, since it's downright stupid.fan girls annoy me to the core. I'm 14 yo. I also think Edward's perfect! But I never fantasized about him or Jacob or any other character cause it's weird and only people with no life do it. So go ahead make fun of the bitch in the OP's FML but don't make fun of the books or the fans cause that'll only show how ****** stereotypical you are. Twilight movie sucked ass. Jonas brothers are ******* don't compare them to twilight :)

Yay my first ever fml comment! going back to #19, I read a TON, it just happens to be things worth being read, not some stupid pop fiction for little girls who think being stalked by a homosexual vampire is the most romantic thing ever. Maybe if Twilight fans read some real worth while literature they would realize how twilight is just a dime store romance novel with no real story and a ton of mushy shit that just proves Stephenie Meyer can not write, and lives in a demented dream world of her own.