By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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#19: I've read three of them because my friend was trying to convert me. Didn't work. So make like Edward and bite me.

zee209 0

#19, actually, I read the entire series to see how it was, and I hated it. It was horrible. So don't stereotype ME either. And if you said you'd love Edward Cullen to appear on your doorstep, then obviously YOU'RE pathetic. He's obsessive, border line abusive, and crazy. And I also said I have a friend who reads the series and isn't crazy. From my experiance, most Twilight fans I've met are crazy fangirls. So maybe before you should judge others, you should take a look at yourself.

SCENERICEFARMER 0

Die in a fire Stephenie Meyer!

#19, oi! Dun be calling me out! I'm an epic nerd/fan of sorts too on many things! It's just MOST Twilight fans are like this! And I never said "All". I just said it's another retarded one. Geez.

i read it and aparantly edwards a 100 guy who breaks into her house at night to watch her sleep. He also wants to kill her. Other hobbies of his include following girls into town when they go shopping. And this is what ladies these days like in a man. A peverted pedofile.

#19, Twilight is crap. Absolute crap. Anyone with a brain (that hasn't be dissolved due to reading Twilight) can tell you that. You want a good, popular fantasy novel? Harry Potter is your best bet, and at least J.K. Rowling can write. Anyway, this sucks, but at least you're not stuck with a Twitard.

In the whole movie Bella looks like she's about to have an o**asm ^_^

#25 - I knew I was doing something wrong. I'm so glad I didn't go to see Twilight. I made my best friend go alone with his girlfriend and her friends. He still tells me how much he hated the movie.

DAMN YOU, TWILIGHT! *raises fist in the air*

skruff 0

#19, STFU. Seriously. All I hear about is Twilight these days and you know what? I read the first three books, and they ******* sucked. The writing was that of a Ninth Grader's. It was written poorly and ruined the name of 'vampire'. Edward Cullen is an abusive bastard, and any girl that wishes him to show up at their door is a pathetic twat. I watched the movie too, and IT sucked as well! Robert Pattinson said he REGRETS doing the movie because of the stupid ******* fangirls that run up to him and ask him to bite them. You hear me? HE REGRETS IT. No one said that all Twilight fans are retarded/pathetic, except for you. Read a DECENT book and maybe YOU'LL realize that Twilight is a horribly written, teen angst romance novel that reads like a fanfiction. Read the Anita Blake Series, or even The Vampire Lestat Series. Hell! Read Sunshine! All of them are series/books that are thousands upon thousands times better than stupid freaking Twilight. Stop being a Twitard, #19.