By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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#60- Its always good to give some thing a chance before you criticize it. :]

#61- Oh yeah, I understand that, but... it's not just one chapter or only one book... it's multiple books. What makes you think there would be much variation between them? That I don't get lol.

LostHope 0

What is wrong with this " i hope you were a vampire" thing!!! Don't they live in real life!!! Cmon now! I am a girl but i would never want my bf to be a fiction character. She doesn't deserve you seriously. You can find someone more serious, someone who doesn't want a vampire bf.

Well.. Perhaps that's just an invitation for you to start biting her neck. ;)

Wow, so reading this I didn't think of Twilight (and I've read the whole saga). I can't believe everyone doesn't realize how many other references to vampires there are in literature and on television. Let's start with Dracula, I'm fairly certain EVERYONE has heard of him. Then if you go into the teen section of a book store you have two books by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes: In the Forests of the Night and Demon in My View. Then you have "The Silver Kiss" and "Look for Me By Moonlight." And on Friday there was just an episode on "Ghost Whisperer" about a ghost that made the girl he was haunting believe that he was a vampire. Girls like the idea of eternal love, never having to be alone. Why can't people understand that?

#19 I am a vamp fanatic so I have read all the books and can say without doubt and Twilight is absolute shit. It reads like fanfic 'gap fillers' for the last season of Buffy when she was getting it on with Spike. Infact I am not convinced that it isn't. Only thing Edward 'I was in Harry Potter' Cullen has in common with a real vampire is that he sucks! OP that is bad for you but you are better off without her. She will end up with some creepy stalker in body glitter who leaves her beaten up after sex and controls everything she does to 'protect' her.

elara15 0

#66, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that the girl in question might've been a vampire fetishist and not a Twilight freak, but you're an idiot.

Ok, do your self a favor and dump her fast. 2nd, has anyone actualy given it some thought that other people do read these and like to post simmerila fmls just just to get a rise out of you? And yet you guys still thing that some of these are real. This is anothere reasion why I joined this site. RI