By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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liviis_luck 0

wow i can't believe how abusive everyone is. and on BOTH sides. I am a reader and yeah I read the series and yeah I am a fan, I don't like the twihards because I believe they give fans a bad name by being kinda weird but that doesn't mean that the books should be hated because of that. People who were convinced to read them and still hated them is fair enough, they're still successful and they make people happy. I'm never going to go out of my way to watch a star wars film but that doesn't mean I don't know that there are crazy dedicated fans out there and that its hugely successful and i'm not going to hate the fans. I think if something pisses you off you should avoid it not outwardly abuse it and the people who like it. Why breed negativity and hatred, what good would that do?

Twilight has a lot to answer for. But that fact aside here are some things that anyone who is waiting for their vampire in shining armour should write out 100 times on a blackboard. Vampires are not real! Also. if you are going to use a preconceived mythical creature then don't go re-writing the rules that govern such creatures just because they don't fit into your book. Thats like me writing a book about trolls who are tall, good looking, are vegetarian and live in tree's. If you don't like the rules then come up with a new idea! Call them something different. Use some creativity. The funny thing even if vampires did exist then no woman could "fall in love" with a vampire. It would simply be the vampire casting a glamour on them so the vamp could rip open their throat and feed on them. Mmm, oh yea, thats romantic/sexy

You obviously just need to bite her uterus to deliver her demon baby. Then she will love you. Those effing books. I seriously hate them, worst books I've read since I can remember.

#34 ftw. I have a lot of girl friends who are old enough to know better but don't - one of them dumped her boyfriend because she had just read Twilight for the first time and fell in love with Edward instead. The one thing people seem to forget is that Edward and Bella (yes I've read the book - well the first one - yes it sucked) take all the fun out of relationships. They spend the whole time being like ZOMFG IMMA EAT CHOO/ZOMFG URRA EAT ME AND IDK CUZ ILY...... but they never actually enjoy each others' presence because they're too busy being all intense-and-depressing. Where's the love in that?

that Twilight book corrupted all the readers' minds........

fretforyerlatte 0

**** twilight, give me bill compton from true blood any day.

loveyababe 0

haha you should've said "But I am a vampire," and see what she would've done. couldn't hurt!

That's disgusting. You're lucky you got away because she sounds like a crazy Twatlight fan.

mayhembaby 0
Rht2925 0

this really ticks me off when girls, its always mostly girls, get obssessed over something like twilight another example are the jonas brothers, girls only like these two things cause a lot of other girls like them if your a guy and you like these two things then you are a creeper but I'm just saying that OP this happens a lot your not alone

chicabonita5683 0

Yes because men NEVER dump women because they don't look like models or don't have big boobs, etc. That is not to say this isn't petty and stupid, but men get "hooked" on certain things too. Personally, this sounds completely fake to me. Also, OP...ever think that was just her excuse. She didn't say, I won't date you because you aren't...she said "I wish" and then walked away, maybe you had other issues.