By yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
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greggiee 0

I love fireworks!:)

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ZleveL 0

shove his fireworks up his ass and light it

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fortunefades 3

Save the bitchin' for the kitchen

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Shutsuji 3

Why the **** is it so ******* hard for Americans to wait until it's actually the forth of ******* July to start shooting fireworks? I can't stand people that think ZOMG JULY and then say "It's the 4th of July" when it's actually. Still. The. Second. FYL OP.

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Moshpoint0 0

And as nearly every word in the sentence: **** the ******* *******. 47 - In America, we believe in a little thing called freedom!

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amazinggbaby 2

69 in America it's also illegal in places to light fireworks unless it's the 4th.

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illmatic2 16

Some people have too many fireworks to light off in just one day...

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mattman1994 0

47 yeah were so stupid. how dare we do such a thing? do you even live here? by the way you used talked about Americans you sound like a Brit. in America, we also believe in this little thing called "fun." Need a defenition? Anything that isn't the World Cup

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Barrientos432 5

XD isn't that in a YouTube video?..

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Moshpoint0 0

It's also illegal to smoke pot, but hey, look at California.

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drpepperrules 0

unless you live in Utah and the fourth falls on a Sunday and god forbid you do anything on a ******* Sunday so they do everything on Saturday!

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Shutsuji 3

90, I am an American actually. Born, raised, and living in Tennessee. That doesn't mean I can't hate Americans because some of them are really stupid, as can be assumed by the FML. I just dislike it when something can drive people to do things before (or after) they're called for... Oh, and I have to agree with the World Cup thing, not exactly my cup of tea either...

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Freeze_fml 16

Next time you ask where someone lives, try clicking on their profile and seeing the location they put in... Not hard.

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mattman1994 0

I'm on my iPod I can't do that it's an app

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LifeisFMLSnGMHs 0

Yeah, I used to have a neighbor that would shoot fireworks for hours every night for about a week before and after the 4th of July. It was irritating WITHOUT a cranky baby, so I can't imagine what it's like with one. FYL

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ItecKid 0

I see you're writing from New York. Fireworks are illegal in New York, so call the authorities.

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WtfLoser 13

YDI for owning a baby? Do you know how stupid what you just said is? Ugh. Anyway, OP, call the cops ;O as #60 said, s'illegal . Nyways, chin up < 3 & sm ; ) e

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Emrysa 1

Yes, how dare people shoot off fireworks near the 4th and inconvenience you. You decided to have a child, that's not your neighbor's problem. Suck it up killjoy, it'll be over by the 5th.

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MoJoThundRpants 0

there was a time when you were a freeloading party girl, but you decided to have a kid..

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