Miscellaneous: Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally...

By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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YouTube drama

By chrome dome - 22/04/2021 20:01

Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By bear - 21/05/2012 22:47 - Norway - Bod?

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By twofade - 24/10/2018 23:00 - United States

Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML

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Sunday 23 September 2012 17:47

Shave his eyebrows in his sleep

tehaustiebear 34

Sunday 23 September 2012 17:48

I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.

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marramrammar 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 22:08

Get back with multiple pranks that feed off each other in succession. Sweet revenge. Then wait 2 weeks and return the hair less pleasure.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 23 September 2012 22:31

I can't live with immature people.

RCAddict16 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 23:10

Put lotion all over their face while they are sleeping, then when they wake up they freak out and think you did something to them. Or hide the washing machine and do the hand in hot water trick.

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 23 September 2012 23:53

Karma is a bitch so make him pay!

RoroRoxyRoo 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 23:55

And my parents think I was crazy for being so persistent about having my own bathroom. This kind of crap is why I was.

NigerianMedicine 11

Monday 24 September 2012 0:16

Put hard candy (Jolly Ranchers, carmel, etc) in the showerhead before he takes a shower. It will look like he just walked off the set of Blade Runner.

chili10 18

Monday 24 September 2012 0:16

Perdix, I think he meant that there were three mistakes, he just don't specify which ones were the mistakes.

Inciter 33

Monday 24 September 2012 0:19

Didn't you notice the different scent? That's a pretty shitty prank though.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Monday 24 September 2012 0:20

Ok, here is what you need: one bottle of chloroform, one set of barber's clippers and several disposable razors. Knock him out and shave his monkey ass from head to toe, then enjoy the pain of razor burn and the itching as it grows back.