Health: Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my...

By WeakerThanaLittleGirl - 05/02/2013 01:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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zandalee 19

Tuesday 5 February 2013 9:14

Damn. Kids. Keeping it real since 1873.

Imhere4fml 24

Tuesday 5 February 2013 9:15

Well she does have years of practice on those monkey bars compared to your few weeks... Don't feel to bad OP.

Comments

xjessykuhhx 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 18:25

It's easier to lift yourself when you're younger. I used to have no problem at all doing many chin ups and now I can't even do one. Be proud of your progress :)

jewwybeanzzz 10

Tuesday 5 February 2013 18:33

your daughter is a badass!

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 5 February 2013 18:33

that's funny and cute at same time: )

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:31

Little kids can do things like that easier. One because they usually play in the playground at school and two their bodies way a lot less then a full grown adult's. Don't feel bad and keep working at it!

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 5 February 2013 21:09

Chin ups are much easier as a kid. Muscle to weight ratio and all that.

Hydromicide 6

Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:33

Damn you got owned

beatleschick1940 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:51

If your daughter has been in gymnastics since a young age, this would be normal

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:52

I'm pretty sure your daughters much lighter then you too . Don't sweat it, keep trying.

AFloppyWetWhale 6

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:01

If it were that easy I would already be in. I'm 14 and can do around 30 wide arm pull ups, I wish it were that simple!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:49

Don't feel bad you're heavier than she is and she's younger. And more than likely she was just trying to help so she cares about you. You have a good daughter.