By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 10:49 - Egypt

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML
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Keevarou 17

That is dedication! Some people stalk, but that's extreme, time to send her to a psychologist. Or if she does not want that, try visit group therapy where she joins and leave here there all alone, perfect plan! But congratulations at winning something you wanted, enjoy as much as possible

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staymintyfresh 13

I would still go, I mean unless they seem very dangerous, then just call the police

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Ceejay1 13

Should of had your Stalker pay for yours,lol .

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ohmyaubrey 14

awe, you must have done something to impress your stalker.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Anything a stalkee does will impress their stalker.

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ICastillo 24

Dude look at the glass half full, your stalker will probably pay for the trip. Just go with it for awhile.

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SaturnV 25

At least there will be plenty of photographers there if your stalker tries anything crazy? The threat of photographic evidence may serve as a deterrent against psychotic behavior (but maybe not...some people are just shameless).

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perdix 29

You could spend months and lots of money to try to impress some girl who barely gives a shit about you to maybe get a little kiss if she feels sorry for you. On the other hand, you could be banging your stalker from day one! Who's the crazy one now?

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eyecon502 13

She might be hideous and full of STD's

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ohmyaubrey 14

Thats the optimistic way to look at it.

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perdix 29

#50, you may be right about the hideous part, but I wouldnt be that worried about the STDs.

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br0ccoli 14

Perdix, plenty of hideous girls are pumped full of STDs. They hide out in dark bars near guys with beer goggles. Then, they grow up to become old ladies who frequent pharmacies talking about what they stick up their unmentionables. Why? They're attention ****** with no boundaries.

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perdix 29

76, I guess I have the stereotype of the stalker as one with limited sexual experience. Of course, when the tables turn and the hunter becomes the hunted, the changes of catching something increase sharply.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I thought my stalker was creepy for liking everything i post on Facebook and obviously following me during recess... This is madness! Get the poor girl some help!

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br0ccoli 14

Some people's minds hear 'yes' when you sat 'no' ... Just like rapists. Might want to get a buddy with you just in case he thinks you give him goodly eyes during art class.

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dellis44 7

well at least you have support throughout the workshop! every moment of every day, and every night... even in your sleep. support is watching you.

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alvarny 17

At least you know that the pictures of you that he pastes on his wall will have the right focus, exposure and perfect white balance.

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dgregory3 4

Wow.....sounds like a girl I used to date....

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