By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

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Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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FMLFML123123 0

WTF why would she deserve it!?

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In_your_face 0

who said it was a she

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Averizzle 0

Because she should of let him sober up a little at least..

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reyemrein 0

when he's passed out, drive him out to the highway, put him in a dog carrier with a "free to good home" sign on it. I gaurantee you'll feel better

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Snow_Daisy 7

I agree with #1. Next time maybe you'll think twice about taking advantage of another human being while they're drunk.

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yourlifesfucked 0

she didnt take dvantage of him. she still deserves it though for ******* a drunk guy. shes just lucky he didnt puke on her face or something

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12321 0

for hooking up with some drunky, you must be desperate

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SmellDaPurp 0

OP deserves it because if she was hot he wouldnt have had to be drunk to sleep with her.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Everyone has been a little harsh but mostly right. Why would you even let things get that far with a drunk man? Would it be okay for a man to that to a drunk woman? You earned that shit.

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isreal 0

why were you ******* on a white carpate

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honestlove11 0

haaa that's so nasty, make him pay for a good carpet cleaning and convince him he promised and just doesn't remember due to being drunk.

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idkwtfbbq 3

there's only one persons gender mentioned - why is everyone assuming this is a guy and a girl.

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rldostie 19

I agree. if the person is so drunk they're ******** on the floor, they're FAR too drunk to give consent. If a guy took advantage of a woman in that state, people have no problem calling it rape. Why should it be any different if the drunk person is a man?

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reyemrein 0

@72: maybe because 99% of people are heterosexual. I'm not discriminating in fact I live in MA but I'm just saying that boy/girl is a safe assumption to make.

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majones 0

This gives the phrase, "shit happens," a whole different meaning.

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flinga 0

ANAL sex IS. SO. GROSS! I think this was 2 guys...

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emilily23421 0

has anyone thought OP is gay.... I thought that was obvious. I mean, ******* the shit out of the guy? duh.

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shadowkiss13 0

o calm down #100 itz not that weird nowadays i have some gay friends, although im not into that but hey dnt descriminate

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SaturnE_fml 0

I agree. You took advantage of a drunk.

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RileyTheCoyote 6

Anal sex is gross? Look at your face.

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Bewitched_fml 0

lol that's a sh**ty situaition (no pun intended)

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elchiclebubalu 2

ydi for being a ****** ****

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pepper3434 0

I agree with this person! ^^^^

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KotaPuppy 0

Lol "soiled" hahahahaahahahahahhhhahahahasshshahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahahahshahhahahahaahahahaha

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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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theian01 3

Stick his nose in it before you make him clean it up. He'll learn we do that OUTSIDE!

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apfunction 0

maybe she'll learn not to rape a drunk guy on her nice carpet. she deserved to have shit on her floor, I hope she gets aids from him.

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joeblownc 0

does no one understand this was a guy fuking another guy?!

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peece 0

I don't think that that's physically possible…

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bNMitchell 0

honestly don't have sex with a guy when they're drunk . nothing ever turns out pretty. I hope you got the stains out. I would on his ass.

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iDollFace 0

eeeewwwwww! take a sh*t on his porch infront of the door next time.

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Heartbreakher 0

agree haha. costa rica ftw.

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gabirolon 1

hi idollface, I c ur pic, r u crican... I was born and raised there...

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CantWeAllGetAlon 0

ydi for not being able to wait to have sex n having it with a drunk guy wen your sober. rapist

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heeheehoo 0

take a used pad and smear it on his white furniture. unless you're a gay.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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