Miscellaneous: Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went...

By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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Party hard

By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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mspiggy3712 11

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:14

Therapists everywhere..... give a discount to this guy...

purplemango 21

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:15

I hope you're fine now. Congrats on going out! :) I hope you won't get discouraged by this.

Comments

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Saturday 22 June 2013 4:40

Damn,i have the same issues but im not ever going out like that unless her boyfriend had two friends or a gun.

butman 9

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:18

Aw sorry

bakedbabe 8

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:51

Don't worry op, I beat he got jealous cause you're hotter than he is

LyraAlluse 25

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:04

I have social anxiety too (among other problems) so I feel your pain, OP.

BumbleBee9296 4

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:15

Don't let that stop you from going out!

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:16

That's why I let my anxiety keep me home. Among other reasons

ashleyhalla 21

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:52

don't let one bad incident stop you from going out again op :)

sioux4 17

Saturday 22 June 2013 7:31

Hey that's awesome... That you went it anyways. I also have social anxiety so I totally understand how hard it is to actually go out-- even with friends. Some people are just idiots, don't let this get you down, go out with your friends again and have a good time; and try not to let your anxiety get the best if you if and when some one talks to you again! :)