By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

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Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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FacelessCruelty 12

Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.

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kriz_allizwell 6

Yeah, and the next thing you know you'll be cheating on the poor bastard and blaming it all on him.

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Capriccio22 13

I sense some bitterness here. Learning from experience?

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Pesticides 19

what did he do to you? out of the two you seem the most bitter :/

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accursedvenom 1

if i could give this comment more than one thumb up... dont feel sorry for you OP.

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worldclassrager 39

Never fake...it takes a turn for the worst...example this post...

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upallnight11 19

Are you sure it was a fake moan after she touched you?

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Pesticides 19

oh god I know. I hate it when I make ANY kind of noise at all. just gross

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ouibijou 15

I'm guessing he means she's a disgusting person for not bring honest with her boyfriend.

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Giuls 17

I think lack of communication in relationships is where things almost always go wrong. Be honest with each other!

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Rawr6591 21

Years? Just how long have you been faking it?!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

I'm going to go ahead and guess that she's been doing it for years... Do I win a prize?

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AngrySailor 17

Maybe you've been unknowingly into women all this time? Invite your best friend for a threesome. Then cook your husband a nice meal as an apology for years of faking.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

and if she were truly into women and that was truly her reason for faking, she wouldn't want a threesome, she'd just want the woman.

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TheDrifter 23

Well then the dinner would turn into a "sorry, I'm leaving you for her" dinner once OP had the experience to know for sure.

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AngrySailor 17

That's fine #29 as hubby would then be free to find someone who appreciates him or will at least communicate her likes and dislikes.

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RedPillSucks 31

or not cumming, which is the problem.

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angeluv_2014 22

Sure it was fake or are you just tellin yourself that?

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avapaige1234 19

That is what you call COMMUNICATION.

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