Miscellaneous: Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally...

By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Thanks bossman

By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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The asshats always win

By Iabnysmwytm - 27/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 900

By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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lalatookasheema 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:43

I bet it felt great though

number0 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:40

That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...

Comments

FriscoKidz 10

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:55

Well that should send a message, but if it didn't then pee on him next time.

lalatookasheema 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:56

*grabs urban dictionary*

Chainsword 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:56

Just beat the shit out of him. At least try.

huppypuppy 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:58

I didn't understand one word you just said...

iMagzzzy 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:59

How about you beat the shit out of him, Thug voice: dont take shit from nobody!

oh_your_god 15

Tuesday 22 November 2011 9:00

Hey... At least you stood up for yourself! Good job!

mynewaccount 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 9:01

Why did you not tell the adult what has been happening when you were getting in trouble? Maybe he/she would have been more understanding if you had! I hope everything turns out fine! Hang in there!