By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 19:12 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 331
You deserved it 5 375

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Elovena 9

At least he cares enough to try.

He sucks on your toes?! Absolutely disgusting.

Comments

just don't begin faking...it will please him but in the long run when it actually gets good he'll know...

tinkrocks98 6

So you let him suck your toes ? Gross .

Hiimhaileypotter 52

It's not gross to everyone. To each their own.

I personally love the book, but she doesn't have an ****** while he sucks her toes lol

emoshadow47 9

Wow... I cant really think of a witty respose. But sucking on someones toes is just weird and ill never will understand why someone does that for an ******.

I'm sure there's something weird you like in bed that other people could say the same about.

Toe to toe... you guys are a cute couple.

I've tried sucking my own toes and it did nothing for me either. Don't feel too bad OP. at least he tried.

hateevryone 14

Lol this book is not a book about a virgin being raped people are rediculous.. Don't see what it has to do with twilight other than the fact it's a love story. lol it is pretty funny how she orgasms at the mere sight of mr Grey it's not realistic but its a book it's supposed to be fantasy lighten up

totallydonteven 5

The author originally wrote the story as a Twilight fan fiction, that's what it has to do with it. If you pay attention and/or read the original piece of work, you'll find the author changed very little and that even the descriptions of the characters in Fifty Shades of Grey are almost identical to Edward and Bella. As for the story itself, yes, it is fiction, but it is fiction that poorly describes the BDSM community and does not, in the slightest, portray any aspect of a healthy D/s relationship. By all accounts, the main character is technically raped. And on top of that, people are going out and acting out things they read about in this ridiculous book with no idea how to do it /safely/, which makes things very dangerous as BDSM can get out of hand quick if done improperly. /gets off soapbox.

As popularity about Fifty Shades of Grey grew, I naturally became curious as to what the hell it might be. Ten seconds into my internet search, and I found out it was a Twilight fan fiction. How the hell do you not know that?

Lord of the Rings is "fantasy". This is "delusional".

Blooblibloo 4

It's maybe not a great book, but I don't think she is technically raped no.

Women's feet are Def an amazing sexual part of the body.

sruhhvalo 5

Toes are strange and that's it.

If toes are strange, we shouldn't have them ... right? Do you have toes, perchance?