By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 19:12 - United Kingdom

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Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML
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Elovena 9

At least he cares enough to try.

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lissalove17 8

He sucks on your toes?! Absolutely disgusting.

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misspulkadot24 17

Ok I've just decided that I'm never reading this book. Every comment on here about it disturbs the bejeezus out of me.

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rainbowkissies 14

i'm actually going to go read it xD i want to know what everyone is talking about.

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AliceLockehart 18

It's terrible, in all honesty. If you want decent BDSM fiction, check out the Sleeping Beauty series Anne Rice wrote under the pseudonym A. N Roquelare :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's pretty hot.

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kimg0885 23

That's the most instructions I've ever heard of a guy reading! Cheer up op at least he's willing to go the extra mile to please you. Just show him what you like. That should solve your problem

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kimg0885 23

By the way did any one see the episode of weeds where Andy does a toe porno?

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rcgirl2 11

He's just trying to please you. Cut him some slack.

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Davick 0

Two things about that book. 1 its evil! 2 if its not a movie by the end of this year ill be shocked.

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Dracoboxer357 35

92- I heard it is being made into a movie actually....november release date, if I'm not dreadfully mistaken.....

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Austyn57 1

id suck yo toes to mami ;)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Uhh, Yeah... go join the rest of the perverts down at the dungeon.

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Sanch101 7

At least he didn't try out the mentally and physically abusive stalker aspect of Mr Grey and suggest you would go well in his dungeon.

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thecovert 7

Takes one to know...wait, that isn't it...monkey see, monk....wait, not that either....heck with it...you must BE one!

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UsernameHere234 13

I can't help but say YDI cuz if you weren't reading it he wouldn't think you enjoy it.

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