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By kerripjones - 14/07/2015 19:44 - United States - Newark

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML

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By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 95

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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You deserved it 5 113

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By Nnn - 11/07/2019 12:00

Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML

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By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

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You deserved it 2 949

By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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You deserved it 3 115

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Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:06

I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

bulletsinthewind 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

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ohmissjane 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:23

that's terrible! same sort of thing happened to me,except they actually turned up at my house,I hadn't even told them a clue about where I lived,was so scary

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:04

In both your case, as well as the OP's, I hope some measures were taken with the local authorities.

imshadyxo 25

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:27

... So do you hate him or not?

YaBishMan 5

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:28

Waiting for a "the girl I've liked for so long knows I'm stalking her" FML haha. Best wishes OP (:

YaBishMan 5

Wednesday 15 July 2015 23:20

You guys are so negative. **** all of you

newyorkcityguy 9

Tuesday 21 July 2015 8:33

The majority of FML browsers/commenters have severe autism, so yeah.

carl_carl_ 28

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:28

Time to disconnect from that friend if he wasn't joking!

Big_Bear99 19

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:32

Yea, sorry OP. Creeper alert. Stop, delete and run!

gosh_mate 30

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:55

This is creepy. But it could depend on how much information you have on social media (if you have any). When nothing is private, you can find a whole lot of personal information on places like Facebook.

91hayek 31

Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:38

This. It's not hard if you post photos of where you live and what you do and geotag them as default. People are always doing background research on others before they meet them; girls especially pretend they don't know you, but they know what's going on.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Thursday 16 July 2015 1:18

This always surprises me in CSI type programs as I wonder who always has location left on on phones, and who geotags photos and adds locations everywhere including home in Facebook, often public no less?! Maybe it's an American thing?