Miscellaneous: Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services"....

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:05 - United States

Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By titkip - 02/04/2016 00:30 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML

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Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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AngrySailor 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:47

Business opportunity? The economy isn't so great out there...

cuppycakeslove 20

Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:48

Just change your number :)

Comments

theunderachiever 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:32

Who's that lady...?

ThorneCrossed 9

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:41

So... Continue.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:51

New number now or block him as a caller if you have the type of phone that can do that...

SamCat 21

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:52

Hey Op, I know of a sex phone operator, and they can make A LOT of money. She too sounds hot as hell if you listen to her, but she is actually so darn fat that they push her in a special chair b/c she can't walk anymore.

lifesucks1217 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:52

sorry to hear that OP maybe you should try another number.

imaginaryvoice 18

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:55

Give him the address of a ***** house. All your problems will be solved

emiluh 8

Wednesday 26 June 2013 23:56

change your number?

clevercake 21

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:02

look on the bright side, you sound attractive, it's kind of a compliment... I think O.o

buckdharma 37

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:11

Answer the phone in your husky voice and identify yourself as her pimp. Tell the john you been looking for his ass for taking your bitch out of commission.