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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:05 - United States

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Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 654
You deserved it 3 403

Same thing different taste

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Business opportunity? The economy isn't so great out there...

Comments

perdix 29

If he thinks you sound like a "sexy lady," get his credit card number and have phone sex with him. He'll get to have his "fun" and you'll get paid while staying dry. I've always thought that phone sex is a brilliant business. Getting paid for talking dirty -- where's the downside? I think the customers are idiots, but the Invisible Hand keeps bringing them on the line.

It may be time to change your phone number?

Just another mother father gentleman wanting to say heeeeeey to a sexy lady. No? Okay face.jpg

football98_fml 20

change your number, i think thats a great idea

tsent8 15

Hey when life gives you lemons.... Take this as an opportunity. You get all her fame and you don't even have to share the profit with a pimp.

If you're a woman, get a free voice changer app to sound like a man whenever someone calls. If you're a man, well... I suppose you could find some broke female friends and start selling their services

Yeah! Pimping is a prime business opportunity!

Wait...I think we can help with your problem, just give us the phone number nd we'll go from there!(: (sarcasm)