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If he thinks you sound like a "sexy lady," get his credit card number and have phone sex with him. He'll get to have his "fun" and you'll get paid while staying dry. I've always thought that phone sex is a brilliant business. Getting paid for talking dirty -- where's the downside? I think the customers are idiots, but the Invisible Hand keeps bringing them on the line.
It may be time to change your phone number?
Just another mother father gentleman wanting to say heeeeeey to a sexy lady. No? Okay face.jpg
Hey when life gives you lemons.... Take this as an opportunity. You get all her fame and you don't even have to share the profit with a pimp.
Yeah, pimps just get in the way
If you're a woman, get a free voice changer app to sound like a man whenever someone calls. If you're a man, well... I suppose you could find some broke female friends and start selling their services
Yeah! Pimping is a prime business opportunity!
or get a sex change..
OH YEAH!!!!!! OH NO.....
Wait...I think we can help with your problem, just give us the phone number nd we'll go from there!(: (sarcasm)
take it as a... compliment?...
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Business opportunity? The economy isn't so great out there...
Just change your number :)