Miscellaneous: Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services"....

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:05 - United States

Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML

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Same thing different taste

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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Sir! Sir!

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By titkip - 02/04/2016 00:30 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML

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The price of love

By that kind of girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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You deserved it 40 806

By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 133

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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AngrySailor 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:47

Business opportunity? The economy isn't so great out there...

cuppycakeslove 20

Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:48

Just change your number :)

Comments

Neesalun 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 3:29

I'd change your number.

your_face 15

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:58

Agreed - even if you weren't totally uncomfortable with this, there's probably a reason that the hooker who had your number gave it up. You probably don't want to learn what that reason was.

Shepardspie71 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:53

Go make some extra cash

theworldismad 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:17

Jim's ***** house speaking, you got the dough, we got the hoe

Melix 31

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:01

Second choice of career?

SkateboardGirl88 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:43

Lol it's be funny if OP was a dude...

beachbum561fla 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:09

Time for new number

shinicat 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 10:46

Just tell anyone who calls that you're going to report them to the police for attempting to solicit sex, as I'm pretty sure that's the illegal part, they should hang up pretty quickly after that.

sinn3r76 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:47

You should keep it for laughs. You never know it might cum in handy

Shandra78 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 13:34

Tell them the hooker killed herself due to bad working conditions and you have a real job.

How_you_doin 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 14:52

In any business building the clientele is the hardest part but you have been handed loyal customers on a silver platter!! Take it with both hands (pun intended) and use this opportunity to make some cash and life long friends :)